The ONS’s constructive review
positive feedback: the environment in which the camp is located was beautiful.
However: (fasten your seatbelts, mere reality and harsh truth about to be tossed to your face)
- upon arrival, there was no one to be seen, that said we had the luck to stumble upon the owner, who did not seem to give a shit about us (put it in a more formal way: the host did not seem to care about the hosts’ need, like “is there a shower?””)
- Indeed, me and my friends found the welcoming petty and lackadaisical, plus with a lack of professionalism regarding the goods we had pre-ordered per mail (Frozen sausages given on the very and only night that we stayed showed a lack of respect and sloth laziness). The least you can do is read your email pal, and answer it. A chance that we’d had the brightness to anticipate and buy additional food ourselves, but think twice, what would others have done with only frozen food to pick from their basket ?
- Above all when you’ve got to walk half a mile to reach the location, the least we would expect from a host is that they do not make a fool of their guests . That’s it.
I truly hope you at least take 5 minutes to read through those several ‘verses’, and will do a wee bit more elaborate than coming up with your Volvo, grinning as if you’d mock your guests who only booked a “camping” night. This is not a Middle East market where you can swap a camel for 20 pence.
Yours truly,
The One night standers of Saturday, July 7th 2023.